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gogglechild:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

spaceace8:

idjtits:

idjtits:

idjtits:

are pears flammable

after 2 hours of trying to set alight to a pear i can condclude they are not flammable

mum: whats that smell
me: burning pears
mum: wha-
me: i tried to set a pear on fire
mum: why
me: science

#It’s science as long as you write it down

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science

[science clapping] well done friend

you forgot your data table:image

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maphohetka:

IT WAS DARK SO I THOUGHT I OPENED A BAG OF SKITTLES BUT IT WAS M&MS IVE NEVER BEEN MORE SURPRISED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

oceane-water:

it actually pisses me off so much that there’s the whole world out there, yet I’m just going to school every day. while I could be off finding wonderful things in foreign cities or climbing mountains or helping people or just wandering, and I feel like I’d learn so much more doing that instead, really.

wholewheat:

In elementary School during Christmas there would be a line to sit on santas lap but santa was actually just my friends dad so every year my friend would skip to the front of the line and be like “HEY DAD…. I mean SANTA” and every year you would hear Santa mutter “damn it Antonio”

moriarty:

moriarty:

im so sorry that im not sorry

who the frick keeps bringing this back

it’s been a year ive changed 

(Source: loki-cat)